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Revisiting the personality adjustment, along with other life adjustments...
So back in September, I made a blog post regarding adjusting my...
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The camera loves Chewie, but he doesn’t love it back.
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Never trust a Boxer puppy enough to leave her by herself.
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I spontaneously drop to the floor and play dead even when no one has told me to because I am hoping for treats. I am very dramatic and very greedy....
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Blogs I dig
- Stop being a F$cking Idiot!
- So we send this lady an email confirmation after she submits an online order. In the email it lists her item and next to the item it says “back ordered until 8/25”. She then forwards me this email with her own personal note at the top:
- "where’s my order? did you ship it yet? why do you guys take forever.”
- I would love to respond with:
- Dear Bimbo
- Do me a favor and scroll the f$ck down!
- Sincerely,
- Customer Service
